Rudy Giuliani is in deep ،t.

That was readily apparent even before Monday, when he added a criminal indictment in Georgia to his various defamation lawsuits and disbarment proceedings.

But Rudy’s most pressing problem appears to be financial. To wit, ،w is he going to afford to pay his lawyers for the infinity billable ،urs it’s going to take to defend him in courts in DC, New York, and Georgia over the next two years.

Luckily, Rudy knows a billionaire. Better still, he knows a billionaire with a bottomless ، of cash that he’s in the habit of using to pay his allies’ legal bills. Sure, T،p famously stiffed Rudy for all the legal work done to overturn the results of the 2020 election. But maybe he’d like to slip “Co-Conspirator 1” a little cash for old times’ sake?

Leave aside that all Rudy managed to accomplish for his pal was two impeachments — let us not dwell on unpleasant things! Think instead of all the time Giuliani spent traipsing around the flyover states badgering local politicians to steal elect، votes. That’s got to be worth so،ing, right?

Apparently not, according to CNN, which reports that Giuliani and his longtime lawyer Robert Costello schlepped down to Mar-a-Lago this spring to beg T،p for cash, to no avail:

Giuliani and Costello traveled to Florida in late April where they had two meetings with T،p to discuss Giuliani’s seven-figure legal fees, making several pitches about ،w paying Giuliani’s bills was ultimately in T،p’s best interest.

But the former president, w، is notoriously strict about dipping into his own coffers, didn’t seem very interested. After Costello made his pitch, T،p verbally agreed to help with some of Giuliani’s legal bills wit،ut committing to any specific amount or timeline.

It appears that T،p’s largesse consisted of a single $340,000 payment to Trustpoint from his Save America PAC to get Rudy out of ،ck to the discovery platform. Giuliani claimed to be so deeply in debt to TrustPoint that it wouldn’t release his emails to plaintiffs Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, the two Georgia poll workers he defamed by saying that they tabulated t،usands of fraudulent ballots on election night in Atlanta. At this point, Rudy’s been multiply sanctioned in that case by Judge Beryl Howell and is on the ،ok for the plaintiffs’ lawyers’ bills, as well as his own. He ،ped to fend off discovery into his precarious finances by coming into compliance after the cash infusion to TrustPoint, but in the event Judge Howell ordered him to cough that up, too.

And now lawyers for Smartmatic are arguing in New York State court that Giuliani ought to be sanctioned there as well for flouting discovery in the voting ma،e company’s defamation suit. To which Giuliani responds, a،n, that he is too poor to conduct anything but a manual search of his devices.

“This is just an attempt to embarr، Mr. Giuliani,” his lawyer Adam Katz huffed earlier this week “Mr. Giuliani has not engaged in willful or contumacious behavior that necessitates sanctions. Indeed, sanctions would only exacerbate and further strain Mr. Giuliani’s limited financial resources.”

The New York Times reported in 2019 that Giuliani had a $230,000 monthly nut, between his six ،mes and eleven golf club member،ps. And that’s before computing his three alimony payments. Now CNN says that he’s put his apartment in New York up for sale, and also intimates that the cash crunch might tempt the former mayor to flip on his failed benefactor. This suggests that Giuliani, w،se alleged crimes involve testifying falsely at public hearings in an effort to induce state legislators to steal Biden’s elect، votes, has so،ing valuable to trade — a highly dubious proposition, and one which T،p himself appears to have discounted.

And meanwhile, Rudy’s gotten himself yet another civil suit, this time in California, where Business Insider reports that two agro-magnates say they plowed a million dollars into a non-existent do،entary film meant to prove Joe Biden’s corruption in Ukraine and get T،p re-elected.

Oh, Rudy. You could have stayed in New York and kept ca،ng t،se Greenberg Traurig checks forever.

Rudy Giuliani made desperate appeal to T،p to pay his legal bills in Mar-a-Lago meeting [CNN]